"Mary Patrick Kavanaugh tells her story with such unabashed honesty and rapier-sharp humor that she had me hooked from page one…"
—Lolly Winston, New York Times Bestselling Author of
Good Grief and Happiness
Sold Separately
"…[It] reads like a thriller. I honestly couldn't stop thinking about it all the time I was reading it, and finally just took the phone off the hook
to finish it."
—Adair Lara, Author of
Hold Me Close, Let Me Go
(among others)
"…this story makes an argument for a compassionate understanding of human imperfection and of the possibility of healing…"
—Catherine Brady, Author of
Curled in the Bed of Love
and The End of Class War

Photo by Russ Osterweil
~Visit the Cemetery~
The Little Shop of Dead Dreams

The Dead Book
BUY THE BOOK NOW!
Family Plots:
Love, Death and Tax Evasion
Price: $18.95 (plus tax and postage)
ISBN: 978-1-4401-0466-4
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Family Plots Ebook also available.
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Free Stuff for Reader/Writer Groups
Should This Book Be Allowed to Live?
Reader/Writer’s Group Guide.
Dead Dream Funeral Party Planning Kit
Unload obstacles to happiness and put the fun
back into funerals.
(GREAT NEW YEARS EVE PARTY THEME)
Coming Soon
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Rest In Peace (RIP) Products Coming Soon!
…that is, if some clever publishing company decides to bankroll the author and brainchild of this fabulous line of books and products.
All offers will be entertained, contact the authors representative at:

Rest In Peace (RIP) Products Coming 2009 - 2010
RIP Dead Sea Bath Salts
Because there’s nothing in life that a hot bath
can’t make better.
Price: $8.95
RIP Gourmet Cocoa Therapy
Nothing kills pain & self-pity like the rich taste of chocolate.
Price: $22.00
Mary's Misery Marinade
Making dead stuff go down a whole lot easier.
Price: $16.95
(Coming in time for summer barbecue season 2009)
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Other Books, Games, Publications
The Cemetery of Dead Dreams:
A Coffee Table Book
Transforming life’s crap into compost,
one plot at a time
Coming Day of the Dead, 2009
Resurrected Dreams
Raising the Dead in Ten Easy Steps
Coming Easter, 2010
Dead Dream Funeral Party Kit & Board Game
A game of letting go.
Coming Holiday Season, 2009
