Privacy Policy

Welcome to MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com. MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com and its affiliates provide their services to you subject to the following conditions. If you visit or shop at MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com you accept these conditions. Please read them carefully.

These Terms of Use may be modified or amended, or new conditions may be imposed, at any time, and replaces all previous terms of use, and cannot be modified orally by any of our representatives, employees or officers. Any such changes or additions will be reflected by an update of this posting. Please check the Terms of Use periodically for such changes.

Your continued use of our website following the posting of changes to these terms will mean you accept those changes. We reserve the right to impose limits, at any time, on certain features and services or restrict your access to parts or the entirety of our website without notice or liability.

Any information that you submit through us will be private and not be shared under any circumstances. Therefore, we do not sell, share, or rent information to anyone outside MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com. We cherish our customers and their private and personal lives.

When you submit sensitive information via the website, your information is protected both online and offline at all times. When our registration/order form asks you to enter sensitive information (such as your credit card number), that information is encrypted and is protected with the best encryption software currently available in the industry, SSL. To learn more about SSL, follow this link www.authorize.net.

Access to all of our customers' information is restricted. Only personnel who need the information to perform a specific job are granted access to a customer’s information. If you would like to have your financial information deleted from our database at the time of your order, you may opt to have your financial information deleted from our records upon completion of your order. You may contact us via email at or call us at 510-260-6279, to request that your information be deleted from our database. For future transactions, you will be required to re-enter your information.

All employees are updated on our security and privacy practices. All employees are notified and/or reminded about the importance of privacy and what they can do to ensure that customers' information remains protected at all times.

If you have any questions or concerns about MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com security practices, please send us an email at .

Return Policy

Welcome to MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com. MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com and its affiliates provide their services to you subject to the following conditions. If you visit or shop at MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com you accept these conditions. Please read them carefully.

Limitations of Liability
By placing an order, you agree that MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.comís maximum liability for the products sold on this website is limited to its purchase price only. In no circumstances is MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com or any of their representatives liable for special, indirect, consequential, or punitive damages related to products sold.

By using this site, or ordering from it, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to our terms and policies. All product names, trademarks, and registered trademarks are the property of their respective owners. Any use of copyrighted material or trademarks on this site should not be viewed as a challenge to those copyrights or trademarks.


Credit Dard Transactions
We at MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com will gladly accept all major credit cards such as Visa, American Express, and Mastercard. We will take credit cards over the phone, however, we will only ship to the confirmed address on the credit card. If you want the merchandise shipped to another address that address must be listed as an alternative address with your credit card company. Also in order for us to process your credit card order you name, address, and zip code must match with the information on file with your credit card company before we can process any kind of credit card transaction. Sorry but there are no exceptions. Thank you for your understanding.

Refund Policy
We want you to be 100% satisfied with our products. We will gladly accept returns when sipped to us within 30 days of purchase. Before you return you merchandise make sure to obtain an RMA authorization number with a company representative. You will need this in order to return your merchandise. If you have received damaged merchandise you must report it to us (MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com) within Three (3) business days. All merchandise sold on MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com is insured for the total purchase price. The return shipping costs are the sole responsibility of the consumer unless the order was received in error.

Use of materials on MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com
MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com website includes written materials, text, photos, images, trademarks, logos, an overall look and feel, and other intellectual property and proprietary materials which are either owned by, or otherwise made available by permission to MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com. Except as provided in these Terms of Use, no materials contained in the MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com website may be reproduced, republished, uploaded, copied, transmitted, distributed, publicly displayed or otherwise used, without the written permission of MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com.

All trademarks and logos found on MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com websites are either owned by, licensed to, or made available by permission to MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com, and may not be used without the express written permission of MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com. Any unauthorized use may violate copyright laws, trademark laws, the laws of privacy and publicity, and communication regulations and statutes.

Planning on placing an order with MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com?
We will ship to all 50 states, Puerto Rico, Guam, the US Virgin Islands and FPO/APO addresses as well. It is also possible to ship to Canada, provided that UsPS has accessible via UsPS standard service. All other international address will not be shipped to. The shipping carrier used will be at our discretion. USPS is our primary carrier, but certain locations will require us to ship via UPS.All FPO/APO, Guam or the US Virgin Islands will be shipped via USPS.

Damaged Shipments
MyDreamIsDeadButImNot.com makes sure to package each order as well as possible to prevent any damages occurring during transport. Unfortunately, there will be the occasional damaged item.

When shipping damage occurs please make sure that you do not dispose of the original shipping container or any of the packing material. If the original box and packaging materials are not provided, we will not be able to file a claim for your product and you would not be able to get your item replaced. Please pack the damaged item back up as you received it and contact us immediately via email at, . Once confirmed, we will be able to ship out your replacement.